…well sort of. Following the riots in Tottenham over the weekend there have been reports of civil unrest in Lewisham and Hackney with reports on Twitter that riot police have been dispatched to Brixton. The media can hardly contain themselves at the prospect of mass anarchy through the country’s capital. This picture pretty much sums [...]
Posts Tagged ‘crime’
Police Chief: ‘Patrol Your Own Streets.’
July 21st, 2011
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In an interview with MSN recently police chief Richard Compton explained that members of the public should form ‘street watch’ groups to patrol local areas and report crime, which according to Mr Compton is set to reach dizzying high levels due to the recession. In the interview he said: ‘Increasingly through a range of different [...]
Woman Assaults Police With Her Chesticle.
June 29th, 2011
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The lovely maiden below is 30 year-old Stephanie Robinette from Ohio and although she looks innocent enough do not be fooled be her appearance, for she carries with her a concealed lethal weapon…her right breast. Apparently on Saturday evening after having one too many at a wedding reception, Stephanie started to become physically abusive to [...]
Vultures To Be Trained By Police To Find Dead Bodies.
June 4th, 2011
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We were gathered on the main deck the other night watching an old Western film, the main protagonist was looking for his friend in a canyon when he suddenly spots a group of circling vultures in the distance, cue discovery of his friend’s dead body. At the time we discussed at some length, (with the [...]
Unabomber’s Personal Effects Up For Auction.
May 15th, 2011
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Us Marshall’s have confirmed that a wide range of personal effects belonging to The Unabomber aka Ted Kaczynski are to go on sale through an online auction, the proceeds of which will be given to the families of Kaczynski’s victims, which will run from May 18 to June 2. But why the f@ck would anyone [...]
Jack The Ripper Was A German Sailor.
April 14th, 2011
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Well at least that’s what one investigator believes. German website The Local has posted up an interview feature on English author and former murder squad detective Trevor Marriott who’s new book Jack the Ripper: The 21st Century Investigation theorises that the world’s most infamous serial killer was a German sailor called Carl Feigenbaum. Marriott who [...]
FBI Want You To Crack A Murder Code.
April 3rd, 2011
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Like something out of a John Grisham novel the FBI have made public, for the first time in 12 years a coded note which once successfully deciphered could help solve a murder case. The hand written note, (as seen above and below), was found on the body of 41 year-old Ricky McCormick on June 30th [...]
