Vladimir Putin – Man Of Action.

Russian President, megalomaniac,  narcissistic personality disorder sufferer and bird lover Vladimir Putin took to the skies yesterday in a hand glider.

Presumably following an early morning breakfast of powdered glass washed down with some Great White Shark’s milk the Russian leader travelled to an endangered bird sanctuary in Yamal, Siberia. Where he volunteered to help in a scientific experiment called the ‘Flight Of Hope’, which aims to preserve a rare species of crane. This isn’t the first time Putin has gotten all Hemingway on us, two years ago he shot a whale with an arrow from a crossbow containing a tracking device and before that he plugged a rare tiger with a stun dart before fitting a tracking device to the animal.