Avast! Hilarious Trailer For Piranha 3DD.

We sit here literally wiping the tears of laughter from our cheeks after watching Ving Rhames deliver what will surely become one of the classic lines of cinematic hitory; ‘Bring me my legs.’

The trailer above is for Piranha 3DD, the sequel to last year’s low budget horror/comedy flick Piranha 3D which grossed over $83 million worldwide against a $24 million budget. How’s that for a tidy profit?

The sequel stars, among others, David Koechner, Christopher Lloyd and David Hasselhoff and if that line-up wasn’t tempting enough how about Gary Busey for good measure? The plot rattles along like so:

A year after the attack on Lake Victoria by prehistoric piranhas, the creatures begin traveling through the town’s plumbing, gaining access to swimming pools and the newly-opened waterpark “Big Wet.”

It’s like an episode of The Benny Hill Show with killer fish. Consider our ticket bought.