Morrissey May Be A Dick!

You too can have a body like this if you only eat vegetables.

Not just because the heavy set vegetarian recently played our home town and had his entourage contact local restaurants, which were’nt even remotely near to his beloved gig, and demanded that they stop cooking all meat products while he and his hilarious sideburns took to the stage. No, Morrissey just might be a royal bell-end because of this:

“We all live in a murderous world, as the events in Norway have shown, with 97 dead.

Though that is nothing compared to what happens in McDonald’s and Kentucky Fried Shit every day.

Oh yes he did! He compared the slaughter of innocent kids to the activities of fast food restaurants at a recent concert in Warsaw. (via The Guardian)