Cher Lloyd Sings My Darling Clementine.

Jesus! Where do you begin with this mess? Cher Lloyd, for those of you with a life, was a failed contestant on The X Factor, she was taken under Cheryl Cole’s wing, she cried at one point, couldn’t sing worth a f@ck, pranced about the stage like the whitest kid on the block, blah, blah, blah.

She is now trying to forge a career of her own and has released the above single Swagger Jagger. The music video is a rambling, scatter-shot shambles but the chorus has been directly ripped from ‘My Darling Clementine’. Think we’re talking out of our collective hoop? Listen again and tell us we’re wrong, because that’s what manufactured pop is all about, achieving a ‘hook’, no matter if that ‘hook’ has been used before, many, many times before.