Woman Assaults Police With Her Chesticle.

The lovely maiden below is 30 year-old Stephanie Robinette from Ohio and although she looks innocent enough do not be fooled be her appearance, for she carries with her a concealed lethal weapon…her right breast.

Apparently on Saturday evening after having one too many at a wedding reception, Stephanie started to become physically abusive to her husband and after she had thrown him about like a pair of wet tracksuit trousers, somebody phoned the police. You would think that would be that. But no, Stephanie then locked herself in her car, refusing to unlock the vehicle so that the deputies could cuff her. She then duly announced that she was a breast feeding mother and just to drive this proclamation home she whipped out her right titty and sprayed the lovely young uniformed men with her delicious breast milk.

Robinette, who is apparently a teacher who helps children with autism and ADHD, now she faces a number of criminal charges and has a brand new nickname – ‘The Jub Juice Bandit’.

Thanks to PB for the tip. (via The Register)

 

Comments

  1. Toddmaleah says:

    Wow!!!! Go Stephanie, other than the criminal charges part
    i so want to do that someday:)

  2. Marta says:

    Marta…

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