Listen up you facking mugs big Double D, Danny Boy the Dyermeister Dyer has taken a break from being Britain’s hardest actor and has only gone and facking launched a facking new career as a facking DJ.
Wot you on about you don’t believe us? Got a good mind to take that facking keyboard and ram it up your facking arse, you proppa bellend!
Above is the great man’s testimonial video just listen to those bangin’ facking toons as Dyer has it large.
Ave it, love it. Sweet aza nut…also fack it! (via Popbitch)