Donald Rumsfeld May Be A Mexican Baby Eating Space Lizard.

Comedian Louis CK recently appeared on the Opie and Anthony radio show in America as a guest and stayed in the studio while they interviewed former US Secretary of Defence Donald Rumsfeld.

The republican politician, multi-millionaire and lying son-of-a-bitch close friend of George W Bush phoned into the show to promote his memoir and to generally plug the shit out of it in the vain hope that some people would buy it so he could make even more money. But Louis CK quickly denied Rumsfeld any chance of a sensible interview by expertly hijacking and sabotaging the entire affair by continuing to ask the man whether or not he was a Mexican baby eating space lizard.

As you will notice Rumsfeld neither confirms or denies the allegation. (*adjusts tin foil hat on head*)

But you agree that I'm right now. Don't you?