This Monday is of course…Ahem! Where you and your prospective partner celebrate the fact that you’re both head over heels in…Ahem! Even thinking about the whole sordid affair has made the entire crew here sick as sea dogs. But if you’re like us and enjoy revelling in the darker side of life without a single cute puppy dog or ice cream cone in sight then this special card may be for you. Based on that ‘torture porn’ movie Human Centipede which caused a bit of a stir last year, which we haven’t seen and have no real great desire to either.
It seems the Internet is awash with rather creepy, slightly twisted alternative valentines cards for sale this year. Below are a few of our personal favourites.
You can check out a whole load more via BuzzFeed.