Afternoon Dubloons: Links From The Briny Deep.

Pieces of artwork featuring Princess Leia as a slave. *bites down hard on geeky fist* (via The Swedish Bed)

Charlie Sheen’s in hospital due to a briefcase of coke and more pornstars (via WWTDD)

Chelsea may buy Liverpool’s Fernando Torres for a Gazillion British pounds (via The Spoiler)

This is just wrong. Daleks aren’t meant to be fun, they are to be feared goddammit!

Ridley Scott’s new film may feature that giant Space Jockey thing from the original Alien movie (via Slashfilm)

A Heavy Rain movie is in the pipeline thanks to Deadwood’s David Milch (via Den Of Geek)

Possibly the most awesome cake ever baked (via Great White Snark)

A comprehensive collection of 11 porn movie parody trailers all totally safe for viewing (via Film Drunk)

Further proof why we’ll never play motion sensing games.

You may want to change your security password on your Amazon account…NOW! (via Reddit)

It’s official, Facebook is making us sad (via Slate)

Ten minutes of footage from a Bollywood film called Robot which will quite literally melt your face.